What if grass licked your feet? SCORE 132
Minimum wage is too low, and here is a kitten. SCORE 101
Getting Up Is Not So Easy Now SCORE 100
Crosswalk SCORE 46
Having an older sibling SCORE 112
Basically My Life Summed Up SCORE 74
There used to be an Orange Julius on the corner but this store killed it. SCORE 112
Dr. Seuss was wise SCORE 92
Snails being racist SCORE 53
American Sign Language Describes It Best SCORE 84
The Psycho Test SCORE 47
Coffee is magical SCORE 92
Robbing Nightclubs SCORE 81
This Scene Is Probably The Most Important SCORE 48
A Field Guide To Procrastinators SCORE 68
Priorities in the age of social media SCORE 83
False Praise SCORE 123
Things I have in common with a raccoon SCORE 31
Every baby’s worst nightmare SCORE 91
On toothpaste chunks SCORE 80
Tastes of summer SCORE 60
On spooning SCORE 99
Change of Plans SCORE 96
The Life of a College Student SCORE 99
A reminder SCORE 148
It’s Really Not That Hard… SCORE 69
Five minutes SCORE 71
This is heartwarming. SCORE 203
Not A Hobby SCORE 78
Fall Out Boy’s new album! SCORE 47
Someone built this wall around Trump’s Hollywood star SCORE 111
Gender neutral SCORE 106
