Burn!!! SCORE 1
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The Twortle SCORE 142
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The power of barking SCORE 18
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
Same thing… SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
