Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 18
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 4
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
Somethings never change SCORE 9
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
Nope SCORE 6
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 6
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
Be yourself SCORE 162
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -6
I love moo too SCORE 12
I’m fine SCORE 17
True beauty SCORE 9
Comfort zone SCORE 9
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 170
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 6
A lava river SCORE 11
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129