
What sound would it make? SCORE 31

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

It actually is this SCORE 36

Waitasecond… SCORE 39

Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

*gunshots* SCORE 22

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

You can do this. SCORE 47

You go. SCORE 37

There’s always one… SCORE 29

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28