Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 95
We finally found the culprit SCORE 151
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
BFF all the way SCORE 140
Rainbow contrails SCORE 67
A generous god. SCORE 129
Abandoned Lego Theme Park SCORE 114
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 67
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
But did he share? SCORE 122
Rainbow Boeing 747 contrails SCORE 73
No, I’m Totally Tame. Please Come In SCORE 81
A lone house. SCORE 77
Training for the big match SCORE 31
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
Kick Me SCORE 40
Me In November Vs Me In December SCORE 116
Nanny state SCORE 115
The Indignation of Being Labeled SCORE 118
My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 106
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 137
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
THIS IS A RISK I’M WILLING TO TAKE!!! SCORE 87
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
I have a book! SCORE 126
too real SCORE 59
Y’all know. SCORE 87
Relatable. SCORE 105
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
