both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
$30 uber SCORE 30
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
at least he listened SCORE 25
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
nap time! SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
he might be right SCORE 30
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
hot take! SCORE 59
life insurance payout SCORE 42
pretty much SCORE 29
smart shopping SCORE 39
it’s a test SCORE 21
neow SCORE 31
only made me like the place more SCORE 38