Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
A man and his dog SCORE 112
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
underrated SCORE 132
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 114
Special Bug SCORE 79
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Dogzilla SCORE 99
Shoo SCORE 63
Hold the phone… SCORE 97
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Never give up hope. SCORE 100
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Just one drink… SCORE 64
Always SCORE 175
Could you not? SCORE 193
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
You always need more SCORE 61
This man must be stopped! SCORE 97
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Please remain calm SCORE 155
All the way to California SCORE 107
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 91
Crying daughter SCORE 191
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117