My mom’s pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial. SCORE 91
I can’t believe it either SCORE 128
Someone call a shark doctor! SCORE 119
I can’t be sure… SCORE 78
High protein shyte SCORE 79
High school in one tweet SCORE 90
Deer SCORE 81
Pranks of mass destruction SCORE 78
Stank SCORE 111
You had one job SCORE 127
Progress: Graduated from crash test school! SCORE 42
Joey Tribbiani: Good Guy SCORE 154
Perpetual energy SCORE 124
Mine was the Pacific theater of World War II SCORE 117
Morally Questionable Boy SCORE 87
wiggles SCORE 115
Bear with me for a moment… SCORE 82
happy birthday SCORE 119
The recently discovered Giant Squid Nebula in the constellation Cepheus SCORE 83
Game, Set, Match. SCORE 87
This sign at my local church SCORE 113
OR WORSE… SCORE 85
Checks out. SCORE 91
How to be a writer 101 SCORE 87
The perfect size SCORE 91
Stairs are hard. SCORE 129
Vvvv Rare Educated Good Boye SCORE 72
Shut up take take my money. SCORE 125
Burn her. SCORE 72
Every time. SCORE 84
Goddammit, Bort SCORE 103
The cake is a lie. SCORE 114
