Long day. SCORE 111
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
When do you feel the most beautiful? SCORE 161
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 160
Goldilocks and the Relationship Analysts SCORE 203
I’m a potato SCORE 44
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
Worst first date SCORE 122
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 88
A Step By Step To Explaining Gay Marriage SCORE 69
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Little boy needed to know if Obama’s hair was actually like his own. SCORE 165
Roasted. SCORE 131
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 63
I love watching the Olympics SCORE 143
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
Being an adult SCORE 93
The Gold SCORE 129
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 34
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 147
Forever a class act in times of trouble SCORE 166
Type A vs type B smell the flowers SCORE 172
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
accurate SCORE 95
That pottery scene from Ghost except… SCORE 59