Accurate. SCORE 146
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The power of barking SCORE 18
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Soon. SCORE 8
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The future. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
