it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
the dishes… again SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 43
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
at least there are cats SCORE 20
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
dog bites everything SCORE 23
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
roger roger SCORE 14
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
species and age, please SCORE 40
beavers hate water SCORE 35
we are the math problem SCORE 36
growing toe beans SCORE 33
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
