![Get+paid+to+touch+your+junk.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-05-2011-19-49-32-tumblrldxhiqz7aC1qbkw6jo1500-40333-333x150.jpg)
Get paid to touch your junk. SCORE 506
![It%26%238217%3Bs+not+you%26%238230%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+me.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3272012165018YouarenottheonlyonesGirls-97032-333x150.jpg)
It’s not you… It’s me. SCORE 693
![Anatomy+of+a+song.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/February-20-2012-23-39-02-Selection005-36431-333x150.jpeg)
Anatomy of a song. SCORE 260
![The+internet+shut+off%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/December-20-2011-04-55-18-14438084647-92756-333x150.jpeg)
The internet shut off… SCORE 1472
![So+much+win.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/January-20-2012-15-31-10-tumblrlxuiv3mVxM1qewacoo1500-26012-333x150.jpg)
So much win. SCORE 1012
![How+shooting+stars+work.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/January-13-2012-16-57-38-tumblrlxpi55ingr1qewacoo1500-22025-333x150.jpg)
How shooting stars work. SCORE 168
![The+Boogeyman.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/March-09-2012-15-09-21-nxwak-46192-333x150.jpg)
The Boogeyman. SCORE 1301
![No%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+fries+with+that%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/July-30-2011-16-45-49-Ronald-99626-333x150.jpeg)
No, I don’t want fries with that… SCORE 252
![Perks+of+being+blonde.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/September-04-2011-19-03-26-ScreenShot20110904at3-19321-333x150.jpg)
Perks of being blonde. SCORE 849
![WTF+JUST+HAPPENED%3F%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/February-11-2012-01-57-22-ScreenShot20120210at10.42.02PM-35331-333x150.jpg)
WTF JUST HAPPENED?! SCORE 1085
![She%26%238217%3Bs+such+a+nice+girl.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/January-05-2012-23-44-35-wellthatwasniceofher-16908-333x150.jpeg)
She’s such a nice girl. SCORE 253
![Llama+surfing.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/August-17-2011-23-24-08-funnyllamasurfingsea-83861-333x150.jpeg)
Llama surfing. SCORE 660
![Dogs+vs.+cats.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/November-19-2011-04-54-56-November022011184410tumblrllubfynehc1qdqk39-34946-333x150.jpeg)
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 479
![If+god+exists%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/January-28-2012-00-46-07-justwoodyallenbeingawesome-54948-333x150.jpeg)
If god exists… SCORE 612
![Go+on+without+me%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4272012152041iwsmt-40632-333x150.jpeg)
Go on without me! SCORE 1244
![Shotgun+infinity.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/July-25-2011-21-32-18-theberry-49301-333x150.jpeg)
Shotgun infinity. SCORE 1206
![Friends+vs+Best+friends.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/November-26-2011-17-49-38-ScreenShot20111126at2-46755-333x150.jpg)
Friends vs Best friends. SCORE 1140
![DAD%21%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/December-16-2011-15-56-47-1047992-14197-333x150.jpeg)
DAD!? SCORE 928
![Invisible+shopping+cart.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-02-2011-21-49-41-Invisible2D2-95632-333x150.jpg)
Invisible shopping cart. SCORE 372
![I+dare+you+to+hit+snooze.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/December-18-2011-13-49-25-ScreenShot20111218at10-98962-333x150.jpg)
I dare you to hit snooze. SCORE 968
![They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+us%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/March-07-2012-02-32-03-absolutelymadness.tumblr-94603-333x150.jpeg)
They’re on to us! SCORE 209
![How+to+ask+her+out.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/February-23-2012-17-23-47-Selection001-95081-333x150.jpeg)
How to ask her out. SCORE 615
![Coffee.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/January-03-2012-03-41-13-coffee1-21473-301x150.jpg)
Coffee. SCORE 401
![Nailed+it.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/August-01-2011-20-48-31-thechive-77449-333x150.jpeg)
Nailed it. SCORE 429
![I%26%238217%3Bm+a+photographer.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/August-08-2011-15-36-28-ScreenShot20110808at12.28.39PM-78967-333x150.jpeg)
I’m a photographer. SCORE 309
![I+cannot+wait+to+turn+into+a+butterfly%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/September-10-2011-19-30-42-ScreenShot20110910at4-19175-333x150.jpg)
I cannot wait to turn into a butterfly! SCORE 475
![Coffee%2C+like+a+sir.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3252012133806flickrlaserbread-18444-333x150.jpeg)
Coffee, like a sir. SCORE 1015
![U+mad+bro%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/September-11-2011-16-18-03-2708-86479-333x150.jpeg)
U mad bro? SCORE 298
![See+you+in+October.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3232012162326iwsmt-41551-333x150.jpeg)
See you in October. SCORE 473
![MILF+%26%238211%3B+Mother+I%26%238217%3Bll+Love+Forever.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/December-18-2011-02-15-05-ScreenShot20111217at11-53514-333x150.jpg)
MILF – Mother I’ll Love Forever. SCORE 298
![Truth+in+labeling.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/August-25-2011-20-08-25-truthinlabeling-95417-333x150.gif)
Truth in labeling. SCORE 824
![She+laughs%3F%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/December-02-2011-00-50-44-random12-38903-333x150.jpeg)
She laughs?! SCORE 778