if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
cheese lovers SCORE 31
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
horses! SCORE 24
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
extreme gardening SCORE 35
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
cute winking cat SCORE 19