When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The future. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Accurate. SCORE 146
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 19
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
