
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27

Thanks mom… SCORE 27

Well Yes SCORE 35

Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29

boop activated… SCORE 26

This is what we call art. SCORE 26

OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36

Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31

$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25

On millennials and tea. SCORE 43

It demands the sushi. SCORE 24

Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 26

When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28

Best Birb Friends SCORE 30

Being married is hard. SCORE 30

Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31

Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28

Recursed tea… SCORE 25

Right on the pavement SCORE 37

Protect this one. SCORE 31

Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27

I’m not above the law. SCORE 38

Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37

1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25

Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28

Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27

New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36

1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25

It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31

Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27

Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21

Amway and bust? SCORE 31