Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
2pactopus SCORE 113
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 18
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Accurate. SCORE 146
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
The future. SCORE 22
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
