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Oh+tank+you.
SCORE 29
Sometimes+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+mind+wrong+number+texts.
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 94
I+know+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+doing
I know what I’m doing SCORE 55
How+to+make+a+kids+day%26%238230%3B
How to make a kids day… SCORE 81
CRONCH+CRONCH+CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 81
She+did+it+all+for+the+Dow
She did it all for the Dow SCORE 27
He+always+tries+to+rescue+me+when+I+take+a+bath
He always tries to rescue me when I take a bath SCORE 66
Floats%2C+don%26%238217%3B+it.
Floats, don’ it. SCORE 50
But+Taxis+have+been+around+since+1897+%F0%9F%A4%94
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
The+ice+on+Lake+Michigan+this+spring.
The ice on Lake Michigan this spring. SCORE 61
The+secret+ingredient.
The secret ingredient. SCORE 46
Matt+is+a+wanker.
Matt is a wanker. SCORE 73
I+had+eggs+for+breakfast%26%238230%3B
I had eggs for breakfast… SCORE 59
Raw+cookie+dough.
Raw cookie dough. SCORE 56
How+cats+began.
How cats began. SCORE 99
How+did+we+miss+this%26%238230%3B
How did we miss this… SCORE 71
%2Aglares+sleepily%2A
*glares sleepily* SCORE 72
No+idea+what+it+is+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+glad+it%26%238217%3Bs+extinct
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
This+probably+changed+their+life
This probably changed their life SCORE 66
Well+now+my+face+is+all+red%26%238230%3B
Well now my face is all red… SCORE 65
A+wise+man+once+said%26%238230%3B
A wise man once said… SCORE 65
Dog+sleeping+in+a+window+display+in+turkey.+Store+workers+let+him+stay+the+whole+time+because+it+was+so+cold+outside.
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 60
Dear+spammer%2C+you+are+bad+and+you+should+feel+bad.
Dear spammer, you are bad and you should feel bad. SCORE 61
Being+cool+but+not+too+cool
Being cool but not too cool SCORE 72
Moment+of+impact
Moment of impact SCORE 70
Basketball+2
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Yup%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+I%26%238217%3Bd+elephant+too.
Yup, that’s how I’d elephant too. SCORE 78
A+bicycle+with+mirrored+wheels
A bicycle with mirrored wheels SCORE 63
JK
JK SCORE 80
Mr.+Steal+Your+Girlfriend
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
The+worlds+oldest+olive+tree%2C+estimated+to+be+over+3000+years+old.+Still+producing+olives+on+the+isle+of+Crete.
The worlds oldest olive tree, estimated to be over 3000 years old. Still producing olives on the isle of Crete. SCORE 72
Ignore+it+until+10%25+yawn.
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 63
The+most+disturbing+scene+for+me+is+when+Phyllis+is+listening+to+50+Shades+of+Grey+on+audiobook
The most disturbing scene for me is when Phyllis is listening to 50 Shades of Grey on audiobook SCORE 51
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