they said the perfect chair doesn’t exist SCORE 15
gaslighting cats SCORE 33
death nap SCORE 17
pepperoni communion SCORE 15
it came out of nowhere SCORE 25
he’s employee of the month! SCORE 43
i really do SCORE 11
plant curse protection SCORE 31
sleeping positions are complicated SCORE 37
don’t call, text instead SCORE 14
class is in session SCORE 19
expedition bigfood SCORE 25
he’s ready to rumble SCORE 18
aging picasso SCORE 26
gotta teach ’em young SCORE 13
step back SCORE 17
disco SCORE 18
an angel SCORE 18
nothing else mattress SCORE 9
bye! SCORE 16
there is no recovering from this SCORE 25
road work ahead SCORE 20
seven days to live SCORE 20
cask of amontillado SCORE 11
speed racer SCORE 16
car problems SCORE 27
engine trouble SCORE 23
keep off the grass SCORE 13
it’s the same photo SCORE 43
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
heavy breathing SCORE 10
frenemies SCORE 18
