
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227

I pity the fool. SCORE 248

Peenut. SCORE 160

Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 178

People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117

How writing works. SCORE 196

I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 117

I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180

Team Count von Count. SCORE 251

30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202

I dream of a better world… SCORE 173

Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135

Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401

Big nerd. SCORE 151

Do want. SCORE 212

Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141

How marketing works. SCORE 285

Wut? SCORE 156

I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338

That explains so many things. SCORE 261

If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251

You are beautiful. SCORE 271

At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96

Real life Bert. SCORE 91

Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282

Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217

The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218

Gold digger. SCORE 117

Cats are jerks. SCORE 264

Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243

Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162

Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178