When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 19
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
The future. SCORE 23
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
