He is happier to be in jail than he is to meet you. SCORE 235
Wise words from a stall. SCORE 22
Accurate SCORE 9
Every time! SCORE 12
All hail door knight! SCORE 234
Taco Bell. SCORE 275
do hate SCORE 230
Life SCORE 5
MORIARTY UGH SCORE -2
Do you want to know how I got these scars? SCORE -3
Selfies and twerking has ruined the human race. SCORE 20
The horse even has glasses SCORE 162
What’s the matter? SCORE 343
Midgets are like human ponies. SCORE -4
Pentagonal Oranges SCORE 178
I see what you did there… SCORE 136
Human how did you get stuck in the butt warming machine? SCORE 164
Diane Keaton. SCORE 17
Heh heh… I hate this man SCORE 22
They have my vote! SCORE 186
An X-ray of someone who has Multiple Hyperdontia. SCORE 4
Thinking I nailed a test, then getting the actual results. SCORE 124
If sherlock and John could think with portals… SCORE 22
Dem feels. SCORE 214
Dot Dot Dot. SCORE 13
The good, the bad and the ugly. SCORE -3
C’mon. Treat yo self. SCORE 16
NASA shows us 6 decades of a warming Earth. SCORE 35
Super Bowl. SCORE 11
I can’t wait to do this. SCORE 15
Grumpy Cat understands… SCORE 22
‘Murica. SCORE 19
