
Moms always clap. SCORE 19

Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21

Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35

tick tock SCORE 28

A god among men. SCORE 26

Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 22

Car go squish. SCORE 20

I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10

The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31

I fitted. SCORE 27

deuces… SCORE 27

Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 33

Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25

Layers are important. SCORE 29

Can’t have nice things SCORE 25

Teach your children well. SCORE 19

That was a close one SCORE 17

Never could figure that one out… SCORE 20

We need to talk… SCORE 20

Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22

What a JACKass SCORE 24

Hail the queen! SCORE 29

Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24

Source the apathy. SCORE 35

Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14

Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26

TO BATTLE SCORE 23

Wrecked. SCORE 28

I’m improving my best! SCORE 20

Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27

Buh… GOK SCORE 25

Gyna baaaad SCORE 22