Moms always clap. SCORE 19
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
tick tock SCORE 28
A god among men. SCORE 26
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 22
Car go squish. SCORE 20
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
I fitted. SCORE 27
deuces… SCORE 27
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 33
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Layers are important. SCORE 29
Can’t have nice things SCORE 25
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
That was a close one SCORE 17
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 20
We need to talk… SCORE 20
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
What a JACKass SCORE 24
Hail the queen! SCORE 29
Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24
Source the apathy. SCORE 35
Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
TO BATTLE SCORE 23
Wrecked. SCORE 28
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
