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Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile+in+Russia.
Meanwhile in Russia. SCORE 106
There+are+dozens+of+us.
There are dozens of us. SCORE 150
Why+I+never+get+the+job.
Why I never get the job. SCORE 181
Butterflies+in+my+stomach.
Butterflies in my stomach. SCORE 182
There+are+two+sides+to+every+story.
There are two sides to every story. SCORE 288
The+Data+Sutra.
The Data Sutra. SCORE 154
Hyper+awake%2C+hyper+asleep.
Hyper awake, hyper asleep. SCORE 247
BOOP%21
BOOP! SCORE 143
Rogue+captcha.
Rogue captcha. SCORE 266
How+to+be+a+panda.
How to be a panda. SCORE 239
This+way+to+the+Ministry+of+Magic.
This way to the Ministry of Magic. SCORE 216
Why+is+yawning+contagious%3F
Why is yawning contagious? SCORE 134
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F
You don’t say? SCORE 261
Turkey+dubstep.
Turkey dubstep. SCORE 220
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F
You don’t say? SCORE 246
Boys+will+be+girls.
Boys will be girls. SCORE 150
Hey+Jackie%2C+check+me+out%21
Hey Jackie, check me out! SCORE 203
I+think+I+have+scoliosis.
I think I have scoliosis. SCORE 302
Call+me+maybe%26%238230%3B+PSYCH%21
Call me maybe… PSYCH! SCORE 162
ILY.
ILY. SCORE 220
Oh+noes%21
Oh noes! SCORE 171
Awesome+hair+is+awesome.
Awesome hair is awesome. SCORE 252
I%26%238217%3Bm+only+responsible+for+what+I+say%26%238230%3B
I’m only responsible for what I say… SCORE 255
Dinosaur%21
Dinosaur! SCORE 107
Kermit+in+real+life.
Kermit in real life. SCORE 270
Why+I+never+get+the+job.
Why I never get the job. SCORE 178
You+jelly%3F
You jelly? SCORE 223
My+laziness.
My laziness. SCORE 173
You+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+cool%3F
You know what’s cool? SCORE 190
The+moment+you+remember+the+homework+you+forgot+to+do.
The moment you remember the homework you forgot to do. SCORE 280
Don%26%238217%3Bt+judge.
Don’t judge. SCORE 142
My+time+schedule.
My time schedule. SCORE 186
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