the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
this is genius SCORE 26
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
all natural SCORE 22
whatever it takes SCORE 16
til death do us part SCORE 22
have it their way SCORE 16
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the three settings SCORE 28
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one is never an option SCORE 10
the astley paradox SCORE 19
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
enter my what now? SCORE 27
therapy burn SCORE 28
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
