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Flowers+just+wanna+have+fun.
When+my+wife+lets+the+dishes+and+dirty+laundry+build+up+in+hopes+that+I+will+do+them.
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Under+Water
Under Water SCORE 98
They+know+who+we+are..
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Totally
Totally SCORE 87
U+May+Think+I%26%238217%3Bm+A+Horrible+Person+But%26%238230%3B
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87
My+grandfather+opened+a+plumbing+business+after+WWII.+The+telephone+number+was+%26quot%3B40%26quot%3B.
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93
Arby%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Dear+journal%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+Fat
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Terrifying+Fireproof+Human+Skull+Logs+For+Camping+Trip
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
I%26%238217%3Bm+Trying+To+Get+Out+Of+The+Shower
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Each+booth+is+an+alternate+reality.
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
They%26%238217%3Bre+really+stretching+for+things+to+criticise+her+for+at+this+stage%26%238230%3B
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Time+to+rethink+your+brand+name.
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Sedimentary+layer+cake
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Can%26%238217%3Bt+deny+that+spark
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Gotta+love+Snake
Gotta love Snake SCORE 81
George+R.R.+Martin%2C+ladies+%26%23038%3B+gentlemen
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
I+Keep+Thinking+Oh+Man%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+So+Immature.
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Me+after+spending+all+Saturday+gaming.
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Buying+golf+clubs+around+Glasgow+on+Facebook%26%238230%3B
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
Working+as+a+non-smoker
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
Toilet+lights+are+good+for+navigating+darkness+or+helping+children+speak+to+demons.
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 70
Me%3A+Wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+Baskin+Robbins+AND+a+Dunkin+Donuts%3F%21+Because+I+have+an+idea.+Them%3A+Let+me+get+a+manager.
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
Weird
Weird SCORE 46
My+reaction+would+be+the+same.
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Don%26%238217%3Bt+give+in%21
Don’t give in! SCORE 84
Time+to+durr+my+hurr
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
Alcohol+vs.+Marijuana
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Meeting+my+girlfriends+parents..
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Jimmy+Fallon+%26%238230%3B.
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
My+cat+recently+discovered+the+dog+bed
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93
First+Ever+Monster+Truck+Front+Flip%21
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
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