When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Under Water SCORE 98
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Totally SCORE 87
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Gotta love Snake SCORE 81
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 70
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
Weird SCORE 46
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Don’t give in! SCORE 84
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
