
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64

Under Water SCORE 98

They know who we are.. SCORE 82

Totally SCORE 87

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87

My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102

They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108

Gotta love Snake SCORE 81

George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76

Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84

Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 70

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102

Weird SCORE 46

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127

Don’t give in! SCORE 84

Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79