this is me SCORE 39
happy birthday! SCORE 19
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
time is of the essence SCORE 17
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 40
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
evil genius SCORE 13
everything else sucks SCORE 16
burns so good SCORE 4
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
crap SCORE 16
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
i’m the joke SCORE 19
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
always screaming SCORE 5
more milk per milk SCORE 17
that’s a snake SCORE 22
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
flan from god SCORE 21
pure happiness SCORE 20
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holy dog SCORE 20
the worst SCORE 19
dirty talk SCORE 21
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
