The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Every time. SCORE 135
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Every day. SCORE 212
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190