
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96

Why You Should Never Go Out During Any Storm… SCORE 109

At a bar in Portland SCORE 115

I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88

Perks of marriage SCORE 76

Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111

The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74

My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151

What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55

Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75

Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72

how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54

Never sink SCORE 146

Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17

I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87

Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95

Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108

Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52

Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70

Trust no one SCORE 106

Christmas is for kids SCORE 56

This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105

Snow removal train in Skagway, Alaska SCORE 98

The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69

He’s bananas SCORE 206

The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111

WWJD? SCORE 96

You should play the role of my father SCORE 145

Rough Italians SCORE 142

They know the truth. SCORE 78

Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105

Scaredy cat SCORE -23