I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Why You Should Never Go Out During Any Storm… SCORE 109
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Never sink SCORE 146
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Trust no one SCORE 106
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
Snow removal train in Skagway, Alaska SCORE 98
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
He’s bananas SCORE 206
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
WWJD? SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Rough Italians SCORE 142
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
