
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

she meant it, too SCORE 43

too late SCORE 38

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

fond memories SCORE 44

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

5 days a week SCORE 45

it’s true SCORE 58

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

pebble and roll SCORE 66

the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

i hope so! SCORE 22

anchors away! SCORE 23

Lana approves SCORE 76

googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

teens with attitude SCORE 27

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32

she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35

im buying a shirt SCORE 41

maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

i am this dog SCORE 20

he made his choice SCORE 43

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10