
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118

A bully at the zoo. SCORE 181

rude and not ginger SCORE 11

Lawyers. SCORE 236

Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179

How to outplay a penguin SCORE 101

Destroy it! SCORE 116

On the first day. SCORE 190

Geek. SCORE 12

Waiting in line SCORE 170

Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 113

Like a Sssir. SCORE 13

White people dancing. SCORE 125

They know something I don’t. SCORE 212

I need one of these SCORE 128

Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 67

Fitness? SCORE 88

Habits of the common bookworm. SCORE 186

Sean Claude Van Damme’s daughter does the splits. SCORE 9

There are teachers, and then, there are educators. SCORE 270

Marie Curie SCORE 208

No. Yes… SCORE 193

talk shit git hit SCORE 14

My life. SCORE 17

2 types of food. SCORE 14

Bad Education SCORE 232

So that’s how that works…? SCORE 137

you never know when it will happen SCORE 132

Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 146

Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93

someone stole my cheetos! SCORE -13

Roiling SCORE 212