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Firefox+is+Syncing%26%238230%3B
Snoopy+is+a+bad+influence.
Snoopy is a bad influence. SCORE 26
Patient+zero+has+joined+the+party%26%238230%3B
Patient zero has joined the party… SCORE 13
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+she%26%238217%3Bs+just+fallen+through+the+cracks%2C+nothing+for+anyone+else+to+worry+about.
Don’t worry she’s just fallen through the cracks, nothing for anyone else to worry about. SCORE 39
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Australia… SCORE 21
A+parent+of+quality.
A parent of quality. SCORE 31
The+grans+are+worried+about+their+iPads%26%238230%3B
The grans are worried about their iPads… SCORE 18
Yeppers.
Yeppers. SCORE 16
Always+bring+your+pet+turkey+to+the+grocery+store%26%238230%3B
Always bring your pet turkey to the grocery store… SCORE 16
Blind+cowboy+commutes+on+a+hover+board.
Blind cowboy commutes on a hover board. SCORE 19
Speedy+cat%2C+speedy+cat%26%238230%3B+what+are+they+feeding+you%3F
Speedy cat, speedy cat… what are they feeding you? SCORE 18
No+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+understand%26%238230%3B
No you don’t understand… SCORE 17
Their+training+has+begun
Their training has begun SCORE 27
He%26%238217%3Bs+doin
He’s doin SCORE 23
The+life+coach+we+all+needed..
The life coach we all needed.. SCORE 26
one+tiny+complaint%2C+mom%26%238230%3B
one tiny complaint, mom… SCORE 33
Animorphs.+He%26%238217%3Bs+only+human+when+he+wants+to+be.
Animorphs. He’s only human when he wants to be. SCORE 29
Uncle+Barry%26%238217%3Bs+advice+on+how+to+stay+healthy+and+avoid+Corona+Virus
Uncle Barry’s advice on how to stay healthy and avoid Corona Virus SCORE 26
Good+one+dad.
Good one dad. SCORE 23
He+got+them+legs.
He got them legs. SCORE 28
Just+being+resourceful%26%238230%3B
Just being resourceful… SCORE 21
Stop+sending+people+death+threats%2C+please.
Stop sending people death threats, please. SCORE 25
Crowd+are+smrt.
Crowd are smrt. SCORE 27
Take+the+W.
Take the W. SCORE 30
They%26%238217%3Bre+expensive+so+as+to+prevent+women+from+hoarding+them%26%238230%3B+probably.
They’re expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them… probably. SCORE 33
A+key+demographic%2C+obviously.
A key demographic, obviously. SCORE 19
Seen+%26%238217%3Bround+the+internet%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B..
Seen ’round the internet…………….. SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+a+spectrum.
It’s really a spectrum. SCORE 21
13+foot+tall+mounds+of+glass+from+a+glass+manufacturing+facility.
13 foot tall mounds of glass from a glass manufacturing facility. SCORE 22
Hierarchies+are+weird.
Hierarchies are weird. SCORE 28
Have+a+nice+trip%26%238230%3B
Have a nice trip… SCORE 23
Jaden+Smith+is+a+good+one.
Jaden Smith is a good one. SCORE 36
Advertising+wizardry%26%238230%3B
Advertising wizardry… SCORE 24
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