The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
Super smart. SCORE 18
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
Just girly things! SCORE 12
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Close enough… SCORE 12
Members only. SCORE 8
Just Putin this out there SCORE 143
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
What the devil!? SCORE 152
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
Twins? SCORE 172
hehe SCORE 165
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Feminism. SCORE 137
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
Love. SCORE 137
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127
Mesmerizing cat SCORE 170
