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I+mean%26%238230%3B+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+variable%2C+sure.
I+once+had+a+goldfish+who+would+break+dance+on+the+carpet%26%238230%3B
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I+love+you.
I love you. SCORE 20
Your+math+teacher+is+a+liar.
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I+used+to+be+a+people+person%26%238230%3B
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+nothing+without+me%21
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I+hate+that+moment.
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
We+may+be+stupid+and+fat%2C+but+I+know+an+insult+when+I+see+one.
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Princess+Darth+Vader.
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Wisdom+from+Benjamin+Franklin.
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
All+the+Navies%21
All the Navies! SCORE 171
You+could+claim+anything+is+real%26%238230%3B
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196
What+slouch+skinny+jeans+look+like.
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Root+beer%2C+squared.
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Seems+legit.
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I+never+run+with+scissors.
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
The+shelf+life+of+food.
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I+did+Nazi+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
New+books.
New books. SCORE 200
A+forever+puppy%21
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
The+only+Harlem+Shake+that+I+approve+of.
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
How+people+see+me.
How people see me. SCORE 233
How+marriage+works.
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Friends.
Friends. SCORE 213
Beyonce%26%238217%3Bs+zoo+shoes.
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+to+believe+anymore.
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Friend+level%3A+Ginger.
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Sadly%2C+I+can+relate.
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
What+I+imagine+people+watching+me+play+Pokemon+on+the+subway+are+thinking.
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Just+Bill+Murray
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What+you+never+knew+you+never+knew%2C+about+Pocahontas.
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
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If+you+remember+these%26%238230%3B
If you remember these… SCORE 90
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Meet+Daisy.
Meet Daisy. SCORE 273
A+baby+chimp+adopted+by+a+dog.
A baby chimp adopted by a dog. SCORE 328
Cats+vs.+Dogs.
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 101
Every+day+at+school.
Every day at school. SCORE 181
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