Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Accurate. SCORE 158
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
Magic. SCORE 168
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
Sage advice. SCORE 216
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Do want. SCORE 94
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 145
What would you do? SCORE 321
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Just one lick? SCORE 5
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Hogwarts drugs SCORE 13
Best present ever SCORE 4
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
The circle of life. SCORE 205
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
So did she get the poster board? SCORE 5
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
