I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
LOL SCORE 5
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Family photos. SCORE 2
wow… SCORE 1
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
