Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 255
The future. SCORE 22
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -8
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 20
Soon. SCORE 8
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
Accurate. SCORE 146
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The power of barking SCORE 18
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 460
2pactopus SCORE 113
