Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Some wise words SCORE 85
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Oedipus SCORE 164
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
We’ve All Done It SCORE 115
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
Summer SCORE 75
Either SCORE 113
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
When I die SCORE 126
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Link problems SCORE 140
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Grow a pear SCORE 62
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Stress perm SCORE 50
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122