Trust no one. SCORE 16
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 19
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 29
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Tattoo first… SCORE 31