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French%2C+really.
French, really.
SCORE 30
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 28
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
My+best+friend
My best friend SCORE 24
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Respect+the+dogs+day.
Respect the dogs day. SCORE 20
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 13
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 15
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 9
Quatro+crazy.
Quatro crazy. SCORE 26
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
3d+Kitchen+ad+in+a+newspaper
3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper SCORE 23
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 18
Cocaine
Cocaine SCORE 23
Periodic+table+with+real+elements
Periodic table with real elements SCORE 26
Grans+are+good+people%2A
Grans are good people* SCORE 25
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 18
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2181
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2147
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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In+WALL-E%2C+the+Great+Lakes+are+larger+than+they+should+be%2C+presumably+due+to+the+rising+sea+level.
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level. SCORE 92
Female
Female SCORE 30
Never+forget
Never forget SCORE 210
All+floofs+need+baths
All floofs need baths SCORE 99
She+will+literally+rest+her+head+on+anything
She will literally rest her head on anything SCORE 81
I+feel+like+Windows+mistakenly+did+something+horrible+to+my+files%2C+and+then+managed+to+fix+them+while+in+a+panic.
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic. SCORE 143
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