
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 257

Because Reasons SCORE 224

A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280

Word! SCORE 19

My feelings toward college. SCORE 155

Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269

"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170

The holidays are coming. SCORE 169

At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195

BROFIST SCORE -2

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174

Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6

Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178

How is this possible? SCORE 276

Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150

Truth. SCORE 183

Wrong Show SCORE 192

What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3

I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213

I love you more than… SCORE 122

Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 129

I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6

I wish I had these options. SCORE 17

I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20

Pink Freud. SCORE 161

Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169

I was mugged! SCORE 128

I yawned! SCORE 9

50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19

How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12

Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205

Self checkout. SCORE 241