Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 257
Because Reasons SCORE 224
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Word! SCORE 19
My feelings toward college. SCORE 155
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
BROFIST SCORE -2
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
How is this possible? SCORE 276
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Truth. SCORE 183
Wrong Show SCORE 192
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 129
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I was mugged! SCORE 128
I yawned! SCORE 9
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Self checkout. SCORE 241
