Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Every time. SCORE 180
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Lottery SCORE 4
Karma. SCORE 236
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Forever and always SCORE 0
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
SMILE!!! SCORE 150
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Good idea. SCORE 4
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
My new calculator. SCORE 109
This generation. SCORE 265
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Boop! SCORE 136
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
