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Japan+gets+all+the+good+KitKats%26%238230%3B+%3A%2F
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+onboard+with+this%26%238230%3B
I think I’m onboard with this… SCORE 38
It%26%238217%3Bs+probably+global+warming%2C+actually.
It’s probably global warming, actually. SCORE 22
The+every-woman%2C+Leslie+Knope
The every-woman, Leslie Knope SCORE 33
Set+your+anxiety+to+350F+for+30+minutes%26%238230%3B
Set your anxiety to 350F for 30 minutes… SCORE 32
Get+boxxed%26%238230%3B
Get boxxed… SCORE 19
Babies+still+good%26%238230%3B
Babies still good… SCORE 33
The+Great+Corn+Wars+of+2020
The Great Corn Wars of 2020 SCORE 34
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+so+friggan+cute.
It’s just so friggan cute. SCORE 38
Just+a+couple+of+Stripers%26%238230%3B
Just a couple of Stripers… SCORE 32
10%2F10+would+snort+again.
10/10 would snort again. SCORE 21
I+need+answers.+STAT+MEANS+NOW%21
I need answers. STAT MEANS NOW! SCORE 23
Sad+Santa%26%238230%3B
Sad Santa… SCORE 26
The+melons+have+gone+bad%26%238230%3B
The melons have gone bad… SCORE 16
Bill+Cosby+sat+across+from+him%26%238230%3B
Bill Cosby sat across from him… SCORE 18
Trust+the+process%26%238230%3B
Trust the process… SCORE 26
Snail+compatibility+is+cute.
Snail compatibility is cute. SCORE 28
%2Atoots+in+binary%2A
*toots in binary* SCORE 24
You+are+many.
You are many. SCORE 34
Who+you+calling+Hook%3F
Who you calling Hook? SCORE 29
Wayne+and+Sal.+One+of+the+first+gay+couples+to+adopt+a+girl.
Wayne and Sal. One of the first gay couples to adopt a girl. SCORE 29
Squids+are+friends%2C+not+food%21
Squids are friends, not food! SCORE 13
Grocery+store+is+sticking+to+straight+logic.
Grocery store is sticking to straight logic. SCORE 19
We+do+not+deserve+dog.
We do not deserve dog. SCORE 25
Drive-in%26%238217%3Bs+were+cool%2C+%7E1951
Drive-in’s were cool, ~1951 SCORE 24
Pizza+gets+a+pass.
Pizza gets a pass. SCORE 25
We+are+the+spice+of+life%26%238230%3B
We are the spice of life… SCORE 25
It+belongs+in+a+zoo.
It belongs in a zoo. SCORE 27
Land+of+the+flavorless.
Land of the flavorless. SCORE 28
When+Bunnicula+attacks%26%238230%3B
When Bunnicula attacks… SCORE 26
Phone+home+regularly.
Phone home regularly. SCORE 21
Be+better%2C+bud.
Be better, bud. SCORE 30
This+is+intelligence.
This is intelligence. SCORE 28
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