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UNDER+ATTAC%21%3F
SCORE 14
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 30
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 27
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
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Lost+in+the+sauce.
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
Have+you+seen+my+toy%3F
Have you seen my toy? SCORE 32
%2APirates+of+the+Caribbean+theme+starts+playing%2A
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 23
She+printed+out+the+DMs.+RIP+In+Peace.
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 22
Tech+Security+Expert+forgets+to+turn+off+his+twitter+location+when+trying+to+evade+the+law+in+his+ultra-secure+facility.
Tech Security Expert forgets to turn off his twitter location when trying to evade the law in his ultra-secure facility. SCORE 23
Be+safe+out+there.
Be safe out there. SCORE 15
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