I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Wrong Show SCORE 192
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
BROFIST SCORE -2
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Run for your life SCORE 218
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
Bang! SCORE 194
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Birthdays… SCORE 11
I was mugged! SCORE 130
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
step brothers SCORE 2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Num num num num SCORE 5
