he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
the look of failure SCORE 52
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
mother fu… SCORE 52
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
Yep SCORE 59
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
too cute! SCORE 48
good luck SCORE 30
when the craving hits SCORE 24
whatever it takes SCORE 30
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
just a few more years SCORE 29
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
the was a weird year SCORE 54
i learned math today SCORE 33
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
I prefer red SCORE 24
i don’t remember this episode SCORE 36
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 25
