What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Just let me go SCORE 49
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
This is adorable SCORE 135
Star Vars SCORE 56
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
When I die… SCORE 130
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Ooops? SCORE 118
Not even once SCORE 58
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113