Do you check the text or go back to sleep? SCORE 24
how are there only three seasons??? SCORE 21
horse bride SCORE 28
never let a squirrel borrow your switchblad SCORE 15
writing is dangerous SCORE 29
always listen to the hunted doll under your bed SCORE 9
adapt. evolve. overcome SCORE 19
benefits of the friend zone SCORE 21
military cat SCORE 29
treat others how you treat yourself SCORE 21
microdosing calzones SCORE 17
best photo on the internet SCORE 2
anxiety and provolone is the name of my memoir SCORE 15
proof buttered noodles are healthy SCORE -23
yes, i’ll eat all the avocados! I volunteer as tribute SCORE 30
that’s a lot of ferrets! SCORE 16
some things will never change SCORE 28
this is actually really clever, if not a little annoying for the auto owner SCORE 24
being social can be exhausting SCORE 26
world of cavemen SCORE 29
tom nook and the boys committing crimes SCORE 30
I won’t tell anyone your secrets SCORE 14
give him the full force of the law SCORE 18
please let it be a dog! SCORE 18
vegeta met his match SCORE 30
strengthened through spite SCORE 20
i wasn’t finished yet SCORE 16
sorry i can’t go out i’m under house arrest SCORE 29
life saving essential oils SCORE 19
shark cat SCORE 32
this betrayal shall not go unpunished SCORE 21
this is the perfect weather SCORE 57