Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
If I were a betting man… SCORE 27
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 22
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 8
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 35
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 16
