No officer… SCORE 146
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Water is wet SCORE 26
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Doing dips. SCORE 132
quiet fives SCORE -3
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
clap your Hans SCORE 14
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
hover orcas SCORE 11
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
HALP SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
This is my song! SCORE 90
Agent T SCORE 261
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
government logic SCORE 11
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Thriller. SCORE 137
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
