space facts on your back SCORE 37
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
muggle born SCORE 15
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
no SCORE 24
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
help, i woke up SCORE 32
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
a true work of art SCORE 13
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
